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Stephen King
@StephenKing
The RepubliGuns are like a pack of wolverines fighting in a henhouse.
03 Jan 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The RepubliGuns are like a pack of wolverines fighting in a henhouse. 🤣🤣🤣
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Stephen King
@StephenKing
Trump writes that the election was stollen.
31 Oct 22
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Stephen King
@StephenKing
Happy birthday, @StephenKing! Thanks for all the worlds and characters you've built for all the Constant Readers… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @finding_montauk
21 Sep 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Happy birthday, @StephenKing! 🎈 Thanks for all the worlds and characters you've built for all the Constant Readers… https://t.co/T2tK2jiyjB
Stephen King
@StephenKing
Kevin McCarthy: Liar, liar, pants on fire.
22 Apr 22
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Stephen King
@StephenKing
I have one thing to say to people slagging on my salmon recipe: DON’T KNOCK OT IF YOU HAVEN’T TRIED IT.
20 Apr 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I have one thing to say to people slagging on my salmon recipe: DON’T KNOCK OT IF YOU HAVEN’T TRIED IT.
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Stephen King
@StephenKing
@IronsChad Um…I picked them for 4th place.
23 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @IronsChad Um…I picked them for 4th place.
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Stephen King
@StephenKing
Here's an advance peek at the next book. I think it's a good one. (Of course, what else WOULD I say?)
ew.com/books/stephen-…
ew.com/books/stephen-…
28 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Here's an advance peek at the next book. I think it's a good one. (Of course, what else WOULD I say?)
https://t.co/rwzSdIePw0
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Stephen King
@StephenKing
I made up a joke, and lucky you, you can enjoy it. Here it is:
Why did the Tesla cross the road?
To get to the charger on the other side!
Why did the Tesla cross the road?
To get to the charger on the other side!
02 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I made up a joke, and lucky you, you can enjoy it. Here it is:
Why did the Tesla cross the road?
To get to the charger on the other side!
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Stephen King
@StephenKing
COVID. OVID is another thing.
27 Dec 20
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Stephen King
@StephenKing
I'm not a critic.
I'm not an "influencer."
I'm an APPRECIATOR!
I'm not an "influencer."
I'm an APPRECIATOR!
12 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm not a critic.
I'm not an "influencer."
I'm an APPRECIATOR!
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Stephen King
@StephenKing
“Oh my my, oh hell yes, girl put on that party dress.”
I have no point to make about this, but in 2020 there have been damn few parties.
I have no point to make about this, but in 2020 there have been damn few parties.
11 Jun 20
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I have no point to make about this, but in 2020 there have been damn few parties. ☹️
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊