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Stephen Burns @Stephen___Burns
Son: I have a paper cut... it stings.

Mum: That's nice dear....
you were 5 kilos at birth
Retweet of status by @BazzaCC
11 Feb 23 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Son: I have a paper cut... it stings. Mum: That's nice dear.... you were 5 kilos at birth 😬😬😬🀯🀯😱 https://t.co/52DHatodYW

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Stephen___Burns
Stephen Burns @Stephen___Burns
True that
Retweet of status by @BazzaCC
11 Feb 23 copy & paste +upvote -downvote True that πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘‡ https://t.co/PYmI3BcV3V
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Stephen___Burns
Stephen Burns @Stephen___Burns
Just bought a Bonnie Tyler GPS.

Its rubbish.

Keeps telling me to turn around....

and every now and then it falls apart
Retweet of status by @BazzaCC
18 Jan 23 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just bought a Bonnie Tyler GPS. Its rubbish. Keeps telling me to turn around.... and every now and then it falls apart πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜‡
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Stephen Burns @Stephen___Burns
@Stephen___Burns Not quite the polka player.
How demoralising to turn up to a doomsday job like that every night!… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @CaraMia200
16 Jul 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Stephen___Burns Not quite the polka player.πŸ˜… How demoralising to turn up to a doomsday job like that every night!… https://t.co/V8DwXhLwN0
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Stephen___Burns
Stephen Burns @Stephen___Burns
@CaraMia200 Stole this in mere Seconds!
Whoever made it is a Genius!
Retweet of status by @SpeakerForTheD6
28 Jun 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @CaraMia200 Stole this in mere Seconds! Whoever made it is a Genius! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 https://t.co/ykFzFjfWgA
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Stephen___Burns
Stephen Burns @Stephen___Burns
@Stephen___Burns Fabulous but devastating for one person..
Retweet of status by @CaraMia200
06 Jun 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Stephen___Burns Fabulous but devastating for one person..πŸ™„
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Stephen___Burns
Stephen Burns @Stephen___Burns
Scott Morrison’s captains pick
Another poor choice
Just like his pick Craig Kelly

Don’t trust Scott or his candi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @Better4Hughes
14 Apr 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Scott Morrison’s captains pickπŸ‘‡ Another poor choice Just like his pick Craig Kelly Don’t trust Scott or his candi… https://t.co/56R5mTHpUo
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Stephen Burns @Stephen___Burns
@Peter_Fitz No Peter it is easy. Take a photo of you and your wife and photoshop yourself out of it
17 Oct 21 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Peter_Fitz No Peter it is easy. Take a photo of you and your wife and photoshop yourself out of itπŸ˜‰
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Stephen___Burns
Stephen Burns @Stephen___Burns
@mel_giancarlo @slsandpet "He had a go, now he gotta go."

Best line I have heard for ages, If that isn't a slog… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
28 Jun 21 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @mel_giancarlo @slsandpet "He had a go, now he gotta go."πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Best line I have heard for ages, If that isn't a slog… https://t.co/rcWfddyzxo

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™Š
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