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Captain Dave
@Stoikis10
Edit: “Somebody in the on-deck circle knew it was gone right away and screamed” twitter.com/Cubs/status/12…
Retweet of status by @TheJK_Kid
18 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Edit: “Somebody in the on-deck circle knew it was gone right away and screamed”😎 https://t.co/BShLW0ZpHO
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Captain Dave ☠
@Stoikis10
Ohio dads in the suburbs pic.twitter.com/QzvKuMY9s9
26 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ohio dads in the suburbs 😂 https://t.co/QzvKuMY9s9
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Captain Dave ☠
@Stoikis10
Hammy calling Jason Giambi's Walk-Off Bomb. This call is still pic.twitter.com/UZZlCENGoK
Retweet of status by @EverythingCLE_
29 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hammy calling Jason Giambi's Walk-Off Bomb. This call is still 🔥 https://t.co/UZZlCENGoK
Captain Dave ☠
@Stoikis10
After throwing 6 straight balls to start the game, you gotta celebrate the first strike. pic.twitter.com/EUQG4zjjoF
24 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote After throwing 6 straight balls to start the game, you gotta celebrate the first strike. 😂 https://t.co/EUQG4zjjoF
Captain Dave ☠
@Stoikis10
First Hammy call of the season? First Hammy call of the season.
'Los took this one for a ride!
#TribeSpring |… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
'Los took this one for a ride!
#TribeSpring |… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
04 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote First Hammy call of the season? First Hammy call of the season.
'Los took this one for a ride! 🚀
#TribeSpring |… https://t.co/QdNezA6ZQK
Captain Dave ☠
@Stoikis10
When you hitting in from the back and beans start falling out her pussy
Retweet of status by @steamyasstweets
03 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you hitting in from the back and beans start falling out her pussy 😩😍
Captain Dave ☠
@Stoikis10
"What do you call a cow with no legs?
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"Ground beef."
Dad Jokes were a hit this season! Our best of the bes… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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"Ground beef."
Dad Jokes were a hit this season! Our best of the bes… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
01 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "What do you call a cow with no legs?
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"Ground beef." 😂
Dad Jokes were a hit this season! Our best of the bes… https://t.co/pTJl5KPFZT
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Captain Dave ☠
@Stoikis10
Congratulations to @mookiebetts for stealing a for all of America. See you @tacobell on November 1st from 2PM-6P… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @Lindor12BC
25 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Congratulations to @MookieBetts for stealing a 🌮 for all of America. See you @TacoBell on November 1st from 2PM-6P… https://t.co/cToDNKZZV2
Dave⚾️Stiokis
@Stoikis10
If we fight, I don’t care how mad you are I’m still gonna be all up in your face like “bae let me munch that cootie hole”
Retweet of status by @steamyasstweets
15 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If we fight, I don’t care how mad you are I’m still gonna be all up in your face like “bae let me munch that cootie hole” 🤤😘😜
Dave⚾️Stiokis
@Stoikis10
Incase we all forget what a firework looks or sounds like...you should definitely put the whole show on your snap story
Retweet of status by @Maryrose_Bee
02 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Incase we all forget what a firework looks or sounds like...you should definitely put the whole show on your snap story 🙃
Dave⚾️Stiokis
@Stoikis10
when she has a yeast infection and it tastes like bread
Retweet of status by @steamyasstweets
01 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when she has a yeast infection and it tastes like bread 🤤😈
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊