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Russ, I Guess
@SupermanAlf
@GazWreckSter @Tan_TheMan95 @Chadderbox2018 And most of the dicks on here are attached to dickheads which doesnโt help
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CoronaviRuss
@SupermanAlf
English person: Where are you from?
Me: Wales.
English person: Ooh WAYALSSS!
Every time
Me: Wales.
English person: Ooh WAYALSSS!
Every time
Retweet of status by @dontbeblinkered
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Disco Trash
@SupermanAlf
@DudeFaceGeoffy @Chadderbox2018 @MrTaytoNI Iโm back soon. Will do
Disco Trash
@SupermanAlf
12.5lbs lost in a week. Turns out being super stressed and cutting out pop and chocolate does wonders for the wardrobe
Disco Trash
@SupermanAlf
@discodescartes @StevenKelly82 I was barely born
Disco Trash
@SupermanAlf
@Druhorton Thank you
Disco Trash
@SupermanAlf
If youโre asking when international menโs day is, youโre a nob.
No ifs, no buts
No ifs, no buts
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Disco Trash
@SupermanAlf
@daveroy01 Thatโs a talent Iโve never mastered. But then I donโt eat cherries
Disco Trash
@SupermanAlf
@Chris_F_Griffin It made me want to bury my head amongst the lettuces
Disco Trash
@SupermanAlf
There sure are a lot of people โnot arsedโ about the Spice Girls but still taking the time to mention it
Disco Trash
@SupermanAlf
Standing in the Christmas aisle at Asda and ask if they have any Halloween makeup, just to be told itโs too early yet
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
