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Suppandi
@Suppandi
โThere are three unwritten rules in life.
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2.
3. โ
1.
2.
3. โ
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Suppandi
@Suppandi
โWhy is the AC repair person the centre of attention at every party?
Because itโs not cool until they arrive.โ
Because itโs not cool until they arrive.โ
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Suppandi
@Suppandi
โMy landlord warned me to never play the drums again.
If I didnโt listen, she said there would be re-percussions.โ
If I didnโt listen, she said there would be re-percussions.โ
Suppandi
@Suppandi
โI donโt know what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals.
Iโm LIVID!โ
Iโm LIVID!โ
Suppandi
@Suppandi
โMe as a waiter in a restaurant: Would you like to hear todayโs special?
Customer: Sure.
Me: Today is special.โ
Customer: Sure.
Me: Today is special.โ
Suppandi
@Suppandi
โWhich toe is the easiest to see?
A photo.โ
A photo.โ
Suppandi
@Suppandi
โWhat did the bread say to the cheese on their wedding day?
โLetโs grow mould together.โโ
โLetโs grow mould together.โโ
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Suppandi
@Suppandi
โOn my birthday I wrapped myself in wrapping paper.
Because I wanted to live in the present.โ
Because I wanted to live in the present.โ
Suppandi
@Suppandi
โWhat did the penguin do after falling down?
It got back up again.โ
It got back up again.โ
Suppandi
@Suppandi
โHave I told you the joke about a pencil?
Never mind. It has no point.โ
Never mind. It has no point.โ
Suppandi
@Suppandi
โWhy was the maths book so sad?
It had a lot of problems.โ
It had a lot of problems.โ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
