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Swaglessdillon
@Swaglessdillon
when you switch "hi" to "nugget" on your moms phone pic.twitter.com/8lY3L4nFdj
Retweet of status by @BestOfTexts
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Swaglessdillon
@Swaglessdillon
Gave the waitress at cheddars my number but she hasnβt hmu so Iβm gonna assume sheβs working a double or her phone broke #ShotMyShot
Retweet of status by @_ZachCavazos
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Swaglessdillon
@Swaglessdillon
Swaglessdillon
@Swaglessdillon
Yβall drive safe today.
Swaglessdillon
@Swaglessdillon
I get to sleep in tomorrow
Swaglessdillon
@Swaglessdillon
If she thinks UTSA and TXST beef just started this year, she's too young for you bro
Retweet of status by @TStateParties
Swaglessdillon
@Swaglessdillon
No sleep pic.twitter.com/96GtcpPTYU
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Swaglessdillon
@Swaglessdillon
I don't like people who disrespect Ol' Glory
Swaglessdillon
@Swaglessdillon
I just wanna buy another Jeep
Swaglessdillon
@Swaglessdillon
Do you ever wonder if someone has a Twitter crush on you or do they just like your tweets
Retweet of status by @Knintendo
Swaglessdillon
@Swaglessdillon
I won't kiss your ass. If you don't talk to me, I won't talk to you. That's just how I am.
Retweet of status by @juliettzamarron
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
