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Phil Mecavity
@SwollocksInfo
@JimMFelton If Daz wants to feel excited and enthused again, we're more than happy to give him a shower he'll enjoy
Retweet of status by @MickyJo98017844
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Phil Mecavity
@SwollocksInfo
@Crosscolin88 @PiersTorday Bio with something about children, the Guardian, magicians and pronouns.
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Phil Mecavity
@SwollocksInfo
@Femi_Sorry No, they rejected you because you are:
A Grade A twat (and they have enough of those already)
β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
A Grade A twat (and they have enough of those already)
β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Phil Mecavity
@SwollocksInfo
Phil Mecavity
@SwollocksInfo
Oh you made it home then human, what time you making food? pic.twitter.com/Gra31xrCcN
Retweet of status by @HopkinsBRFC
Phil Mecavity
@SwollocksInfo
Love animals. Great for company. If only they could speak, it would be perfect. twitter.com/Steve5_0/statuβ¦
Phil Mecavity
@SwollocksInfo
@another_jan @SirBasilBrush Could be cloves of garlic though
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Phil Mecavity
@SwollocksInfo
If Keir Starmer reprimands Dawn Butler on Monday it will be proof of his unconscious racism.
#istandwithdawnbutler
#istandwithdawnbutler
Retweet of status by @JohnMcG55334977
Phil MeCavity
@SwollocksInfo
Well that's the last time I make her breakfast in bed, a simple thank you was all I needed
Instead all I get isβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Instead all I get isβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Phil MeCavity
@SwollocksInfo
Nothing to see here!
pic.twitter.com/s2LiddCgCX
pic.twitter.com/s2LiddCgCX
Phil MeCavity
@SwollocksInfo
@TrippyPip I'm going to be the size of a house at the end of this.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
