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Sydney Davis Jr. Jr.
@SydneyDavisJrJr
Friends: "Sydney you used to be fun. Now all you ever talk about is your dog."
Me: "Oh my goshhhh. The face you'rβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Me: "Oh my goshhhh. The face you'rβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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Sydney Davis Jr. Jr.
@SydneyDavisJrJr
*Sees I have 2 unread texts*
Me: Omg!
Text 1: "Your Uber will be here soon."
Text 2: "Your Uber is here & you're single AF."
Me: Omg!
Text 1: "Your Uber will be here soon."
Text 2: "Your Uber is here & you're single AF."
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Sydney Davis Jr. Jr.
@SydneyDavisJrJr
Yooo it's my favorite things: the @Chicago_Reader and @CatDrawingGuy ! And I found this at @Starbucks, my oβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Sydney Davis Jr. Jr.
@SydneyDavisJrJr
@VoxLaw Maybe I'm a jerk and she actually WAS a lawyer before realizing where the real money was at.
Sydney Davis Jr. Jr.
@SydneyDavisJrJr
Can someone remind me which class taught us what to do when we spill 20oz of coffee down our shirt and lap while en route to work?
Sydney Davis Jr. Jr.
@SydneyDavisJrJr
Me: *to self* Yum! I luv coffee
People: U drink 2 much coffee
Me: Whoa u must be confused. This is my business, urs is somewhere else
People: U drink 2 much coffee
Me: Whoa u must be confused. This is my business, urs is somewhere else
Sydney Davis Jr. Jr.
@SydneyDavisJrJr
My smokin' hot pharmacist gave me his number today! What are the chances, it's 1-800-Walgreens? Lol. Nerd. Must love his job tho.
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Sydney Davis Jr. Jr.
@SydneyDavisJrJr
One year later, and still going strong.
Love you bb pic.twitter.com/H6cwvQkxS1
Love you bb pic.twitter.com/H6cwvQkxS1
Sydney Davis Jr. Jr.
@SydneyDavisJrJr
#GreenLight by @lorde is my new anthem for 2017. This is going to be an epic year for music
Sydney Davis Jr. Jr.
@SydneyDavisJrJr
Email: "(username) has left a comment on your YouTube video!"
Me: "But I was feeling so good about myself today."
Me: "But I was feeling so good about myself today."
Sydney Davis Jr. Jr.
@SydneyDavisJrJr
When my FB friends' kids are old enough to be starting school this fall, and none of these people were pregnant in high school.
#old
#old
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
