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πΈ Sydney Holmes πΈ
@Sydney_Holm3s
@Absolute_sps Someone pls take twitter away from whatever 12 year old boy is running this shit childish as hell
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πΈ Sydney Holmes πΈ
@Sydney_Holm3s
[sorority girl 10 years later]
man: will u marry me?
woman: "sure ! What's the theme? What time do buses leave? Cooler or Bubba Keg?
man: will u marry me?
woman: "sure ! What's the theme? What time do buses leave? Cooler or Bubba Keg?
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πΈ Sydney Holmes πΈ
@Sydney_Holm3s
Because who doesn't love chili pic.twitter.com/LBftMNjjgx
πΈ Sydney Holmes πΈ
@Sydney_Holm3s
Leslie knows what's good pic.twitter.com/8OhoMoYzdN
πΈ Sydney Holmes πΈ
@Sydney_Holm3s
I am the worst when I'm tired
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Sydney Holmes
@Sydney_Holm3s
Cara Delevingne and Margot Robbie are way too gorgeous pic.twitter.com/LoPkL2aKH7
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Sydney Holmes
@Sydney_Holm3s
Me:"finally have money "
World: "wtf u think you're doing with that?"
*hits me with some fine/bill/bullshit payment*
World: "wtf u think you're doing with that?"
*hits me with some fine/bill/bullshit payment*
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Sydney Holmes
@Sydney_Holm3s
Ready for this week to be over #HappyMonday
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Sydney Holmes
@Sydney_Holm3s
Highlight of the day was picking up my fake from the police department, that cops the real mvp for letting me keep it
Sydney Holmes
@Sydney_Holm3s
For every bottle of shampoo I buy I need like 3 bottles of conditioner
Sydney Holmes
@Sydney_Holm3s
Can't pretend to be nice to my roommates anymore absolutely can not
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
