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Andrew
@TA_Mouse
*At dinner*
Me: “I hate fat on my steak even if it’s just a little bit”
Andrew: “I love fat. That’s why I like your BUTT”
Me: “I hate fat on my steak even if it’s just a little bit”
Andrew: “I love fat. That’s why I like your BUTT”
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Andrew
@TA_Mouse
“There should be like a build-a-bear workshop, except for cheesecake!” - the wise words of @TA_Mouse
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Andrew
@TA_Mouse
Y’all really that addicted to Instagram? Damn..can’t relate.
Andrew
@TA_Mouse
I The Office.
Andrew
@TA_Mouse
Only have eyes for one woman
Andrew
@TA_Mouse
Cuddles and movies is a whole mood rn
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Andrew
@TA_Mouse
I don’t catch on to hints very well so your best bet is to just be straight up with me if something is on your mind.
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Andrew
@TA_Mouse
When that first sip of redbull touches your soul
Andrew
@TA_Mouse
Rain always makes me wanna be cuddled up with a good movie
Andrew
@TA_Mouse
It still kills me that some people actually believe that making guns illegal will solve the problem.
Andrew
@TA_Mouse
NO SNOW PLEASE
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
