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When you see it; say nothing; just RETWEET & move on pic.twitter.com/eCls9rfLVy
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B ˥Ǝ∀HƆIW
@TIMEEII
Only Nigerian parent will ask a 2 year old child that is crying cos she fell - "Why are you crying - are you a baby?"
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B ˥Ǝ∀HƆIW
@TIMEEII
Black is a color. White is a color. But black and white TV is not a color TV. Why?
B ˥Ǝ∀HƆIW
@TIMEEII
I'll be mad at you and still check if you've had lunch, cos you need to be alive for me to fight with you
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B ˥Ǝ∀HƆIW
@TIMEEII
A time will come when Nigerians won't be using rings for engagements, girls be like "dude's so rich, he engaged me with 70mb"
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@TIMEEII
LORD i thank you for your grace, that never fails to prevail
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At a restaurant...
Waiter : Would you like a table?
Me: No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.
Waiter : Would you like a table?
Me: No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.
B ˥Ǝ∀HƆIW
@TIMEEII
Wen u froze to death in Russia & u see ur bro applying for Russian visa, so u av to call from heaven 2 warn him pic.twitter.com/KxtLjFxggz
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B ˥Ǝ∀HƆIW
@TIMEEII
I'll earn 200k and give bae 120k when I'm not cursed, ko ni dafun bae.
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@TIMEEII
Oh God where is January 20, 2017 pic.twitter.com/nXN9cQkhDM
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
