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Tristan
@TSimpsFilms
white people be like "we up to no good " and the whole time they're just out eating chicken strips
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Tristan
@TSimpsFilms
argue with one female and here come her best friend okay Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
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Tristan Simpson
@TSimpsFilms
Tristan Simpson
@TSimpsFilms
if you’re e-dating you single to me, tf they gon do? report me?
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Tristan Simpson
@TSimpsFilms
Mfs Be Like “I’m Shadowbanned”. Nah Bro Your Tweets Just Trash
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@TSimpsFilms
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@TSimpsFilms
Come to Hawaii they said, you won’t have a 300 plus Hawaiian sucker punch u at a bar they said, they...were wrong
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Tristan Simpson
@TSimpsFilms
Tristan Simpson
@TSimpsFilms
making a list of every person that says “merry chrysler” to me and then never speaking to them again in 2020. self care
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Tristan Simpson
@TSimpsFilms
.@papa_smurf343 Stupid question. I married my wife 20 years ago for her and . You’ll never find love with that at… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
