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Taylor๐ป
@T_Lambrinos
whatโs it like to be kissed by a vampire?
itโs a pain in the neck.
#TheMorningCorny
itโs a pain in the neck.
#TheMorningCorny
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Taylor๐ป
@T_Lambrinos
Great start for LA Dodgers
Remember, T-Mobile donates $2 to Hurricane Recovery for every tweet/Retweet throughoโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
Remember, T-Mobile donates $2 to Hurricane Recovery for every tweet/Retweet throughoโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
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Taylor๐ป
@T_Lambrinos
what do you call a dog that goes out for a football pass?
a wide retriever!
#TheMorningCorny
a wide retriever!
#TheMorningCorny
Taylor๐ป
@T_Lambrinos
Men can now be fined in France for 'cat-calling'
finallllly
finallllly
Retweet of status by @bobbybonesshow
Taylor๐ป
@T_Lambrinos
what do you call a business cow?
an entrepe-moo-er.
#TheMorningCorny
an entrepe-moo-er.
#TheMorningCorny
Taylor๐ป
@T_Lambrinos
Happy #NationalPastaDay !!! pic.twitter.com/ixlNXMpaoJ
Retweet of status by @2Us2Ks2Points
Taylor๐ป
@T_Lambrinos
End Of 2 Periods
Us: 2
Them:
Time to get a drink of wat-uh from the bubbl-ah!
Us: 2
Them:
Time to get a drink of wat-uh from the bubbl-ah!
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Taylor๐ป
@T_Lambrinos
The @GoldenKnights become the first expansion team in the 100-year history of the NHL to win its first three games. Bravo!!
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Taylor๐ป
@T_Lambrinos
Can someone let me know why Red Sox tickets are $20 for the PLAYOFF GAME today and I cant find a single fucking soul to go with
Taylor๐ป
@T_Lambrinos
The season's first serving of has been delivered in Boston. #NHLFaceOff pic.twitter.com/4zeN7sWlyc
Taylor๐ป
@T_Lambrinos
RIP Tom Petty. One of my all time favorites. One of the greats.
Not a good 24 hours for earth .
Not a good 24 hours for earth .
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
