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Tatenda Major
@T_a_t_e_n_d_a
I don't have a job, I don't drive, I bring nothing to the table, please don't dm me asking for my number, I don't even have a bum bathong
Retweet of status by @lyangugue
14 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I don't have a job, I don't drive, I bring nothing to the table, please don't dm me asking for my number, I don't even have a bum bathong ๐
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Tatenda Major
@T_a_t_e_n_d_a
When the whole family finally accepts your prostitut!on, they will be like; โbring us pizza on your way back homeโ
Retweet of status by @penzura_wacho
17 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When the whole family finally accepts your prostitut!on, they will be like; โbring us pizza๐ on your way back homeโ๐
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Tatenda Major
@T_a_t_e_n_d_a
Ndioneiwo guys
Feed an engineer twitter.com/technotrek2/stโฆ pic.twitter.com/GXtWt9OQny
Feed an engineer twitter.com/technotrek2/stโฆ pic.twitter.com/GXtWt9OQny
Retweet of status by @engineerbae_
09 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ndioneiwo guys๐ฅบ๐ญ
Feed an engineer๐๐คค https://t.co/PdeLv9x6qo https://t.co/GXtWt9OQny
Tatenda major
@t_a_t_e_n_d_a
So #wadiwawepamoyo is trending again
Anyways:
FOR:
1. Website Development
2. Webstore Development
3. Blogs
4. Wโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Anyways:
FOR:
1. Website Development
2. Webstore Development
3. Blogs
4. Wโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @euclasville
14 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So #wadiwawepamoyo is trending again๐ค
Anyways:
FOR:
1. Website Development
2. Webstore Development
3. Blogs
4. Wโฆ https://t.co/p2iKk5ybO2
Tatenda major
@t_a_t_e_n_d_a
Letโs brace for 12 hours of load shedding
vazhinji tichavashaya pano
#RegisterToVoteZW #RegisterToVote2023
vazhinji tichavashaya pano
#RegisterToVoteZW #RegisterToVote2023
Retweet of status by @zimvarsities
14 Sep 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Letโs brace for 12 hours of load shedding
vazhinji tichavashaya pano๐๐๐
#RegisterToVoteZW #RegisterToVote2023
Tatenda major
@t_a_t_e_n_d_a
One thing you should take into consideration when approaching a lady..The longer the skirt, the longer the relationship.
Retweet of status by @ZimParadise
03 Sep 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote One thing you should take into consideration when approaching a ๐งlady..The longer the ๐skirt, the longer the relationship.โ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Tatenda major
@t_a_t_e_n_d_a
Wakamboti wapindira panyaya dzema twelebs uchiti une point
wobva wanzi go and tell that to your 5 followers
wobva wanzi go and tell that to your 5 followers
Retweet of status by @zimvarsities
10 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wakamboti wapindira panyaya dzema twelebs uchiti une point
wobva wanzi go and tell that to your 5 followers
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Tatenda major
@t_a_t_e_n_d_a
Just remember that you wonโt be broke forever.
One day you will die
One day you will die
Retweet of status by @T_a_k_u_e_
03 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just remember that you wonโt be broke forever.
One day you will die๐ค๐พ
Tatenda major
@t_a_t_e_n_d_a
@YvonneTekeshe Why not... Yes of coz
04 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @YvonneTekeshe Why not... Yes of coz ๐๐
Tatenda major
@t_a_t_e_n_d_a
@masibanda_masi Talk to me directly dont go around di corners
03 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @masibanda_masi Talk to me directly dont go around di corners๐คฃ๐คฃ
๐Future wife๐
@T_a_t_e_n_d_a
I really need to get laid even if it's by a hen
Retweet of status by @sherry_shayd
15 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I really need to get laid ๐ฉ even if it's by a hen
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐