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#ITSCOMINGHOMELADS
@TajwarUddin
My dad and his boys are planning a holiday to Morocco with their wives LOOOOOL and my dad is discussing how massages are cheap there
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Teeeeeeeeej
@TajwarUddin
Please make dua for my dad, he's had multiple strokes last night and lost his speech in the process
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@TajwarUddin
just heard my mums friend past away bc boy racers crashed into the car, and theyβve left two kids behind next tiβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Teeeeeeeeej
@TajwarUddin
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@TajwarUddin
The minute you put yourself first why does everyone else get mad
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Teeeeeeeeej
@TajwarUddin
When the local Tories copy and paste the local Labour tweet... but don't edit properly
Plonkers! pic.twitter.com/SiLVIEl3vB
Plonkers! pic.twitter.com/SiLVIEl3vB
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Tajwar Rashford
@TajwarUddin
Mourinho: selects the pace and skill of Sanchez, Rashford and Lingard. Tactics= long ball up to Fellani... #MUNSEV
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Tajwar Martial
@TajwarUddin
Girls making fun of those Asians boys like their before and after pics ain't like that when they take off their makeup
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Tajwar Martial
@TajwarUddin
Going to bed real early will actually give me more time to overthink twitter.com/maryamlaher/stβ¦
Tajwar Martial
@TajwarUddin
USA and Israel not qualified for the World Cup??? Allhamdullilah
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Tajwar Martial
@TajwarUddin
With my 4 month pregnant wife, after sorting out all the issues. Closing the year with a happy ending pic.twitter.com/S1IJPYGfdQ
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
