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@TattooedMisery
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@TattooedMisery
I'm no basic bitch. I'm the Deluxe Model.
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UFO Detected ツ pic.twitter.com/Nq3dTFgjOG
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@TattooedMisery
Unscented lotion, so you can smell like the plastic bottle it comes in.
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@TattooedMisery
How freaking cute is this?! babyanimalposts.tumblr.com/post/119072142… #cats #pokemon #Pikachu #CuteAlert #cuteanimals
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@TattooedMisery
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@samalmightysam herpes.
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Friend: I feel like pelting someone with a pear.
Me: But pears don't have pelts. Peaches do.
Me: But pears don't have pelts. Peaches do.
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@TattooedMisery
pic.twitter.com/9HJyKiJGG3
Retweet of status by @castellanosce
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@TattooedMisery
"clenched fist", that's dumb...why not just "fist"? Is it still a fist when unclenched? #NO!
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@TattooedMisery
If the moon is waxing, does it use N'air?
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
