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Taylor Carlson
@Tay_Carlson
โ@antijokeapple: A man walks into a bar.
Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he broke his neck.โ
Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he broke his neck.โ
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Taylor Carlson
@Tay_Carlson
It's only 10:40 and it's already 75 degrees in Palm Springs. Okay fiiiinnnneee
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Taylor Carlson
@Tay_Carlson
Let's just all take a minute and appreciate my dads fresh kicks http://t.co/5k1GLjQIrr
Taylor Carlson
@Tay_Carlson
Taylor Carlson
@Tay_Carlson
I'm sorry but what the actual fuck? Scariest thing I have ever seen... Who puts this in the back of their car? http://t.co/Y3apeffNKS
Tay_Carlson
@Tay_Carlson
Hopefully getting piercing number 9 this weekend wiff my best friend @jaz_samuels
Tay_Carlson
@Tay_Carlson
I can't help but stare when guys play with kids. Honestly so adorable
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Tay_Carlson
@Tay_Carlson
Gets out of bed, gets bowl of ice cream, gets back in bed... Yup
Tay_Carlson
@Tay_Carlson
Naps >>
Tay_Carlson
@Tay_Carlson
RT @OliviaRussell6: I wish the kids in Connecticut could have experienced a day like ours full of joy instead of terror and death from a psycho shooter
Tay_Carlson
@Tay_Carlson
You are seriously such a fucktard
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
