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A big rat popped out of this girl's bag and everyone in the taxi screamed "usathane"
Retweet of status by @Nomagugu_
05 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A big rat popped out of this girl's bag and everyone in the taxi screamed "usathane" 😂
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Quick question:
Why is Dbanj’s sun shade looking like my car side mirror ? pic.twitter.com/oNrmDNMnIa
Why is Dbanj’s sun shade looking like my car side mirror ? pic.twitter.com/oNrmDNMnIa
05 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Quick question:
Why is Dbanj’s sun shade looking like my car side mirror 🤷🏽♂️? https://t.co/oNrmDNMnIa
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If you are in your early twenties and a boy is stressing you... Let it go hun. Trust me. You will be better than fine
Retweet of status by @NiseyMiyake
05 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you are in your early twenties and a boy is stressing you... Let it go hun. Trust me. You will be better than fine ❤️
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Nobody drinks liquor faster than a nigga who didn't buy it
Retweet of status by @KaptnFatNipple1
29 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nobody drinks liquor faster than a nigga who didn't buy it 🤦🏿♂️
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Plenty of business already this summer… pic.twitter.com/SPunPIr9Yz
Retweet of status by @brfootball
11 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Plenty of business already this summer… 👀 https://t.co/SPunPIr9Yz
25 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can't speak English in South Africa, they laugh at you.
Speak fluent English across most of Europe. They don't understand you
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Kwayedza never ceases to be lit pic.twitter.com/CBfeQ1HyAf
Retweet of status by @KanguruKenneth
05 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Kwayedza never ceases to be lit 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/CBfeQ1HyAf
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Just got kicked out of a govt office in Dar because my dress was too short pic.twitter.com/fDmjxXumID
Retweet of status by @SonnieRox
28 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just got kicked out of a govt office in Dar because my dress was too short 😑 https://t.co/fDmjxXumID
28 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We have no business getting married if we are not financially stable ✋🏾
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@slender_bbe This
10 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @slender_bbe This 👐
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊