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Butters
@TeflonBili
#TodayIsTheDayIWill be a lion! Not like when they are hunting. More like the lion that naps for 20 hours.
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Garlic Pimpernel
@TeflonBili
#OtherThingsAntManShrank the alcohol content in this fruity umbrella drink.
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Garlic Pimpernel
@TeflonBili
#ItWasAMomentOfInspirationWhen but on my girlfriend's thong and answered the door to Publisher's Clearing House with cameras rolling.
Garlic Pimpernel
@TeflonBili
#LessIsMoreWhen you get into a slap fight with Pee Wee Herman in front of Jamba Juice because he thinks you took his bike.
Garlic Pimpernel
@TeflonBili
#ILikeMeBecause when I take a bubble bath, I can make my own bubbles.
Garlic Pimpernel
@TeflonBili
#ThingsIDontRegret after doing jazz hands, straight into the hand jive.
Garlic Pimpernel
@TeflonBili
#IStayPositiveBy controlled breathing, clearing my mind of negativity, & a instilled belief that alcohol & self medication work best.
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@TeflonBili
Octopus arms #BigGameBigFailSnacks
Garlic Pimpernel
@TeflonBili
Goats can be SO ANNOYING β and they totally know it pic.twitter.com/8AjPPJh2Mw
Garlic Pimpernel
@TeflonBili
#WhenTheAliensCome and their females have 3 or more bewbs, I'm all in.
Garlic Pimpernel
@TeflonBili
My Persian rug still isn't a flying carpet. I may have been hoodwinked. #Early2018ReportCard
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
