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Extremely Texan
@TexasHumor
In Texas, we don't stop to smell the roses... We stop to take pictures in the bluebonnets
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Ain’t Flexin’, just Texan
@TexasHumor
American Bulldog: Bark
Texan bulldog: Break pardner
Texan bulldog: Break pardner
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Ain’t Flexin’, just Texan
@TexasHumor
THE ASTROS DID IT AGAIN! #LevelUp
Ain’t Flexin’, just Texan
@TexasHumor
Didn’t see too many horns down signals at the end of that Red River Shutout.
Ain’t Flexin’, just Texan
@TexasHumor
My toxic trait is saying “it’s just one burrito” 37 times a week.
@FREEBIRDS_WB bit.ly/3UVMez3
@FREEBIRDS_WB bit.ly/3UVMez3
Ain’t Flexin’, just Texan
@TexasHumor
The stars at night are big and bright
bit.ly/3xTkNex
bit.ly/3xTkNex
Ain’t Flexin’, just Texan
@TexasHumor
This: ... is not the Texas Flag
This is: bit.ly/3HJVMXJ
... and it's FREE with all orders $35+
This is: bit.ly/3HJVMXJ
... and it's FREE with all orders $35+
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Ain’t Flexin’, just Texan
@TexasHumor
If you hear Paris, Italy, London, or Dublin and it makes you think of a town in Texas... You need this shirt
bit.ly/3rOgH59
bit.ly/3rOgH59
Ain’t Flexin’, just Texan
@TexasHumor
Oops! Almost forgot to play today's #Texordle! How'd y'all do today?
#Texordle 5 2/6
txhumor.com/pages/texordle
#Texordle 5 2/6
txhumor.com/pages/texordle
Ain’t Flexin’, just Texan
@TexasHumor
Today is an important day… it's National Margarita Day, Taco Tuesday AND it's 2/22/22 and everything in our store… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Ain’t Flexin’, just Texan
@TexasHumor
Describe Texas weather using GIFS only
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
