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ˢɐɯˣⁿɹ ʎʇˣǝʇ
@TextyRuxpin
10 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote me: when he plays with ur hair 🥰
duck: *preening my bangs*
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ᵘıᵈˣⁿr ʎtxeʇ
@TextyRuxpin
romance of the future is gonna be when u pin ur crush’s zoom and u learn they pinned yours too
Retweet of status by @TheSuperiorPink
19 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote romance of the future is gonna be when u pin ur crush’s zoom and u learn they pinned yours too 👉👈
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ᵘıᵈˣⁿr ʎtxeʇ
@TextyRuxpin
Me Getting Disney +:
Me Realizing The “How To Train Your Dragon” Series Isn’t A Disney Property:
Me Realizing The “How To Train Your Dragon” Series Isn’t A Disney Property:
Retweet of status by @DrakeGatsby
19 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me Getting Disney +: 😃
Me Realizing The “How To Train Your Dragon” Series Isn’t A Disney Property: 😟
ᵘıᵈˣⁿr ʎtxeʇ
@TextyRuxpin
Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in a square box, and eaten as a triangle, then you can understand women
Retweet of status by @KrackedKiwi
16 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in a square box, and eaten as a triangle, then you can understand women 😉
ᵘıᵈˣⁿr ʎtxeʇ
@TextyRuxpin
Time for another META-TWEET CALL!!!!!
-Submit 1-3 funny tweets from you and/or a friend
-No theme
-Ends midnigh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
-Submit 1-3 funny tweets from you and/or a friend
-No theme
-Ends midnigh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @LizerReal
18 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🚨🚨Time for another META-TWEET CALL!!!!!🚨🚨
-Submit 1-3 funny tweets from you and/or a friend
-No theme
-Ends midnigh… https://t.co/SeYH5uITRs
ᵘıᵈˣⁿr ʎtxeʇ
@TextyRuxpin
boomers: death penalty
millennials: death penalty
gen z: death
millennials: death penalty
gen z: death
Retweet of status by @Browtweaten
18 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote boomers: death penalty 👍
millennials: death penalty 👎
gen z: death 🤙
ᵘıᵈˣⁿr ʎtxeʇ
@TextyRuxpin
900 followers? No 900 Simps I love and appreciate you all
Retweet of status by @EthanOpia_
08 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 900 followers? No 900 Simps 🥺 I love and appreciate you all
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ᵘıᵈˣⁿr ʎtxeʇ
@TextyRuxpin
Stressed, depressed and surely not getting enough rest
Retweet of status by @EthanOpia_
28 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Stressed, depressed and surely not getting enough rest 😂
ᵘıᵈˣⁿr ʎtxeʇ
@TextyRuxpin
28 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I don't believe Derek's Autozone story 🤷♂️
ᵘıᵈˣⁿr ʎtxeʇ
@TextyRuxpin
Ordering a sign for my bathroom that says " Would poop here again." What can I say, I'm a classy lady.
Retweet of status by @Mom_Overboard
10 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ordering a sign for my bathroom that says "⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Would poop here again." What can I say, I'm a classy lady.
ᵘıᵈˣⁿr ʎtxeʇ
@TextyRuxpin
It’s pronounced gif, dogs are better than cats, and Christmas is overrated.
Have a good day
Have a good day
Retweet of status by @YepperPepper123
03 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It’s pronounced gif, dogs are better than cats, and Christmas is overrated.
Have a good day 🙃
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊