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BooteyβοΈ
@Teydizzle
holy shittttttttt sons!
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BooteyβοΈ
@Teydizzle
I used to be worried about what I was going to drink that night but now I'm worried about what bones are connected to the humerus
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BooteyβοΈ
@Teydizzle
Represent pic.twitter.com/zigyK69IkE
Bootey
@Teydizzle
: like a 8
Bootey
@Teydizzle
When people think i texted them because they think I think they subtweeted me<<
Bootey
@Teydizzle
So a guy that works a few doors down from me chopped up a stripper and put her in a tub filled with cement 5 years ago
Bootey
@Teydizzle
You were the worst boyfriend I ever had but at least your staying with the girl you knocked up
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Bootey
@Teydizzle
Idk what's going on but the bottom of my foot and the tips of my fingers are burning and tingling and they look like they were bleached
Bootey
@Teydizzle
Bootey
@Teydizzle
@sordidsouls get peach schnapps and orange juice and cranberry juice
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
