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Mike Kontolios
@ThaReal_Kont
@georgeythegreek I wanna like this but I don't wanna ruin the ratio
06 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @georgeythegreek I wanna like this but I don't wanna ruin the ratioπ©
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Mike Kontolios
@ThaReal_Kont
16 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote dating in 2013: pizza is baeee, right bae??πππ
dating in 2017: babe literally kill me with whatever's in your pockets right now
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Michael Kontolios
@ThaReal_Kont
ME: SEND ME PICS
GIRL: WHAT YOU WANNA SEE
ME: SPIDERMAN
GIRL: WHAT??
ME: pic.twitter.com/kiOlmkDn6u
GIRL: WHAT YOU WANNA SEE
ME: SPIDERMAN
GIRL: WHAT??
ME: pic.twitter.com/kiOlmkDn6u
Retweet of status by @WORLDSTARC0MEDY
24 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ME: SEND ME PICS
GIRL: WHAT YOU WANNA SEE ππ
ME: SPIDERMAN
GIRL: WHAT??
ME: https://t.co/kiOlmkDn6u
Michael Kontolios
@ThaReal_Kont
Truest thing I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/6aqjZOZeMw
Retweet of status by @WORIDSTARHIPH0P
11 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Truest thing I've ever seen π€ https://t.co/6aqjZOZeMw
Michael Kontolios
@ThaReal_Kont
I know the Nets are bad but check out @SPORTalkNets which is run by yours truly
04 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I know the Nets are bad but check out @SPORTalkNets which is run by yours trulyππππ
Michael Kontolios
@ThaReal_Kont
SAVAGE pic.twitter.com/Tqv4hLoXp4
Retweet of status by @SMACKHighOH
10 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote SAVAGEπ https://t.co/Tqv4hLoXp4
Michael Kontolios
@ThaReal_Kont
I lost my laptop charger so I ordered a new one on @amazon and they sent me the wrong one
02 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I lost my laptop charger so I ordered a new one on @amazon and they sent me the wrong one πππππ
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Michael Kontolios
@ThaReal_Kont
@JColeNC I thought this would be #hindsight20/20
07 Apr 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @JColeNC I thought this would be π₯π₯π₯π₯ #hindsight20/20
Michael Kontolios
@ThaReal_Kont
For about a minute I swear my prof was not speaking English. I looked around but no other student was confused. I'm goin back to sleep
31 Mar 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote For about a minute I swear my prof was not speaking English. I looked around but no other student was confused. I'm goin back to sleep βοΈ
Michael Kontolios
@ThaReal_Kont
My final grades are in
How's your GPA?
Over a 3
At least 3.2 right?
Mom, Dad, I got over a 3, and we have our health and happiness
How's your GPA?
Over a 3
At least 3.2 right?
Mom, Dad, I got over a 3, and we have our health and happiness
07 Jan 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My final grades are in
How's your GPA?
Over a 3
At least 3.2 right?
Mom, Dad, I got over a 3, and we have our health and happiness ππ
Michael Kontolios
@ThaReal_Kont
When you only have half of the page requirement done but you run out of bullshit to write
04 Dec 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you only have half of the page requirement done but you run out of bullshit to write ππ«
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ