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@ThamuTawengwa
@KaribaHolidays Oh trust me I know.
They once broke into a storage room to steal bagged-maize. I almost called thβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
They once broke into a storage room to steal bagged-maize. I almost called thβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
23 Jul 19
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They once broke into a storage room to steal bagged-maize. I almost called th⦠https://t.co/QyusmoFs40
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Matemai Nzou
@ThamuTawengwa
Never stop praying for Zimbabwe
Aluta Continua
Aluta Continua
Retweet of status by @JoiceMujuru_
13 Jun 19
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Aluta Continua
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Matemai Nzou
@ThamuTawengwa
Don't come inside
Don't come inside
Don't come inside
Don't come inside
Don't come inside
Don't come insideβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Don't come inside
Don't come inside
Don't come inside
Don't come inside
Don't come insideβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @headmistrexx
10 Jun 19
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Don't come insideπ¦
Don't come insideπ¦
Don't come insideπ¦
Don't come insideπ¦
Don't come insideπ¦β¦ https://t.co/3zBvRtUuM9
Matemai Nzou
@ThamuTawengwa
It would be the first tasting note where "clear" would not be the first word twitter.com/ThamuTawengwa/β¦
Retweet of status by @cheftakura
05 Jun 19
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Matemai #BlackRussian
@ThamuTawengwa
I'm high on cough meds
#ManFlu
PS: Iwe @nathan_madanhi
How far "Histalix and Asalen" side effects?
#ManFlu
PS: Iwe @nathan_madanhi
How far "Histalix and Asalen" side effects?
28 May 19
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#ManFlu
PS: Iwe @nathan_madanhi
How far "Histalix and Asalen" side effects?
Matemai #BlackRussian
@ThamuTawengwa
Beware!
Witches also come in the form of "awww you guys make such a nice couple,
I'm happy for you".
Witches also come in the form of "awww you guys make such a nice couple,
I'm happy for you".
Retweet of status by @PhanueljrTendai
27 May 19
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Witches also come in the form of "awww you guys make such a nice couple,
I'm happy for you".πββοΈ
Matemai
@ThamuTawengwa
Zim pickup lines:
Come over, I have bread
Come over, I have bread
Retweet of status by @sabzsgizo
18 Apr 19
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Come over, I have bread π
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@ThamuTawengwa
I find it sexy thanking a guy using their totem damn
Retweet of status by @Urnextbigthing
06 Apr 19
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Matemai
@ThamuTawengwa
Nhai ma entrepreneurs pamunenge muchi pricer your stuff memuchida kutengerwa here ? I think takujairira US hedu pafeya
Retweet of status by @zoellinda
25 Mar 19
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Matemai
@ThamuTawengwa
Girls who Listen to sungura don't moan during sex they shout
"Chovha Joji"
Goodmorning Fam
"Chovha Joji"
Goodmorning Fam
Retweet of status by @Stubborn_beans
11 Mar 19
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"Chovha Joji"π
Goodmorning Famπ€
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kangodaro
@ThamuTawengwa
Imagine when your rent is due and boom your sugar daddy diesyou will cry more than his wife
Retweet of status by @tnyatsineh28
28 Feb 19
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ