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Ahmed Shariff
@TheAhmedShariff
My pronouns are they/moo-mein
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Ahmed Shariff
@TheAhmedShariff
Joke suno fraands...
6 feet social distancing rule in a Mumbai apartment building
6 feet social distancing rule in a Mumbai apartment building
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Ahmed Shariff
@TheAhmedShariff
If you paid money to Saket Gokhale, you deserve to lose it
Ahmed Shariff
@TheAhmedShariff
Chhole-bhature in Bangalore are about as good as idli-vada in Gurgaon
Ahmed Shariff
@TheAhmedShariff
I come from two Indias.
Because I'm schizophrenic
Because I'm schizophrenic
Ahmed Shariff
@TheAhmedShariff
I'm moving around Chennai not knowing the local language... So this is what North Indians feel like in Bangalore
Ahmed Shariff
@TheAhmedShariff
Modi's disastrous decisions have destroyed the livelihood of senior citizens. Where will Air India air-hostesses go now!? Mudi sud rejine!
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Ahmed Shariff
@TheAhmedShariff
1 day to go. Limited seats. And we are recording pic.twitter.com/sQADAdQfTm
Retweet of status by @KnottyCommander
Ahmed Shariff
@TheAhmedShariff
Thanks to CarryMinati, I can never take people named "Mohit" seriously
Ahmed Shariff
@TheAhmedShariff
4th show so far, good to be back in business
Next shows on 24 and 25 July. Timings to be announced soon. Watch thiโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Next shows on 24 and 25 July. Timings to be announced soon. Watch thiโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Ahmed Shariff
@TheAhmedShariff
You think pineapple on pizza is bad? I just found out the Swedes put banana!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
