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Captain Cortez βοΈ
@TheAlexCortez
You know why we lost, fricken Russia, Putin is behind it for sure
Retweet of status by @thejoeypalmieri
10 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You know why we lost, fricken Russia, Putin is behind it for sure πΊπΈβ½οΈ
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Captain Cortez βοΈ
@TheAlexCortez
It's @clint_dempsey time. Don't tread. pic.twitter.com/A9ImEFemoz
Retweet of status by @soccerdotcom
10 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's @clint_dempsey time. Don't tread. πΊπΈ https://t.co/A9ImEFemoz
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Captain Cortez βοΈ
@TheAlexCortez
I feel sorry for whichever player that gets stuck in this Bayern rondo.
pic.twitter.com/WzSHpKm4nG
pic.twitter.com/WzSHpKm4nG
Retweet of status by @FootbalIStuff
26 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I feel sorry for whichever player that gets stuck in this Bayern rondo. π«
https://t.co/WzSHpKm4nG
Captain Cortez βοΈ
@TheAlexCortez
Come out and support your dashingly handsome kingsmen team as we take on Whittier tonight @7 inside William Rolland! #unidos
Retweet of status by @Petros_filios8
06 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Come out and support your dashingly handsome kingsmen β½οΈ team as we take on Whittier tonight @7 inside William Rolland! #unidos
Captain Cortez βοΈ
@TheAlexCortez
When you catch a lake trout and go to filet it and it has 37 perch in its stomach
Retweet of status by @Lilylarsen02
06 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you catch a lake trout and go to filet it and it has 37 perch in its stomach π³π
Captain Cortez βοΈ
@TheAlexCortez
That is ... $600 million USD twitter.com/SkySportsNews/β¦
02 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote That is ... $600 million USD π³ https://t.co/qcTJu4SWxJ
Captain Cortez βοΈ
@TheAlexCortez
I love this pic.twitter.com/nVLkY4Jj3w
Retweet of status by @itsHIMYMquotes
03 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I love this ππ https://t.co/nVLkY4Jj3w
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Captain Cortez βοΈ
@TheAlexCortez
When coach gives you the hit and run sign pic.twitter.com/ac4cLd8AJN
Retweet of status by @KentMurphy
22 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When coach gives you the hit and run sign πππ https://t.co/ac4cLd8AJN
Captain Cortez βοΈ
@TheAlexCortez
He thought he was slick
pic.twitter.com/4fpzJUoNIz
pic.twitter.com/4fpzJUoNIz
Retweet of status by @ShitBsbPlyrsSay
12 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote He thought he was slick πππ»
https://t.co/4fpzJUoNIz
Captain Cortez βοΈ
@TheAlexCortez
We're only 1/4 of the way there, but this will make you stop and think.
: mnvkn.gs/i9gd7P pic.twitter.com/Nk8sOL2s8u
: mnvkn.gs/i9gd7P pic.twitter.com/Nk8sOL2s8u
04 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We're only 1/4 of the way there, but this will make you stop and think.
πΊ: https://t.co/6Yi8DXh2cV https://t.co/Nk8sOL2s8u
Captain Cortez βοΈ
@TheAlexCortez
If the Sounders make a playoff run, it will take away some of the hurt from the Mariners
02 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If the Sounders make a playoff run, it will take away some of the hurt from the Mariners ππ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ