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Uncle Link
@TheAssegai
Imagine a girlfriend who ignores other guys because she's really obsessed with you. They donβt exist, but just imagine..
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Uncle Link
@TheAssegai
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Uncle Link
@TheAssegai
he left me with HIV on top of heartbreak
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Uncle Link
@TheAssegai
Don't announce it till it's sealed. Premature announcements attract bad spirits.
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Uncle Link
@TheAssegai
without saying its name, what tv show can be instantly recognized based on one quote?
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Uncle Link
@TheAssegai
Your sugar daddy prays so hard for his daughters not to end up like you>>>>>>>
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Big Stepper
@TheAssegai
BREAKING: DAY 2 - Doctors and Nurses at Parirenyatwa Hospital continue strike against Paltry wages and demand a mβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Big Stepper
@TheAssegai
The ability to control tears when food doesn't get to you at an occasion is the highest form of maturity
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Big Stepper
@TheAssegai
Released 4 years ago @kendricklamar @jayrock pic.twitter.com/Tf0zczBdpU
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Big Stepper
@TheAssegai
9 years with my husbae Ooh I love me some him pic.twitter.com/01ORhUru5N
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Big Stepper
@TheAssegai
Dump. pic.twitter.com/BbLi8EYokv
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
