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My Drunk Story
@TheDrunkStory
Once I was so drug I ran inside McDonald's and stole a burger. Stained my pants-OLCHS
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My Drunk Story
@TheDrunkStory
really happy that certain people are in my life. really, really happy that other certain people are not
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My Drunk Story
@TheDrunkStory
hate when i first meet someone & i'm all shy & awkward like this not me i swear just wait
My Drunk Story
@TheDrunkStory
Why I didn't text you back.
i was actually busy.
i'm ignoring you.
i was drunk as fuck
i was actually busy.
i'm ignoring you.
i was drunk as fuck
My Drunk Story
@TheDrunkStory
I need beer as cold as my ex and pizza as hot as my next
My Drunk Story
@TheDrunkStory
after my friends attempted to get me to sleep I walked outside in my panties and said "idc I know I got a big ass" in front of everyone
My Drunk Story
@TheDrunkStory
Pre-gamed too hard before going out w/ a fake ID. Bouncer tested me and asked for my birthday, but all I could slur out was "twenty" --SHU
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My Drunk Story
@TheDrunkStory
Got drunk then went skinny dipping in the school pool didn't even get caught -CHS
My Drunk Story
@TheDrunkStory
Got so drunk one time at a party that when the cops came I kicked everyone out with a knife .... -ny
My Drunk Story
@TheDrunkStory
Go so fucked up I fucked my ex that I had a restraining order against.
My Drunk Story
@TheDrunkStory
Once left the Jell-O shots right by the door. Cop looks down says "Jell-O shots?" downs one and leaves - ND
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
