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Martin
@TheMartian3000
congrats! it's 10 may 2017 and you've still managed to successfully miss the whole point. twitter.com/_avivaerasmus/β¦
10 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote congrats! πππ it's 10 may 2017 and you've still managed to successfully miss the whole point. https://t.co/OI4bk2Qu7r
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Martin
@TheMartian3000
Women aren't patient with good men but miraculously obtain patience when dealing with a fuckboy οΏΌοΏΌ
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Don't tell me about seeing potential
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Don't tell me about seeing potential
Retweet of status by @danielmarven
10 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Women aren't patient with good men but miraculously obtain patience when dealing with a fuckboy οΏΌποΏΌπ
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Don't tell me about seeing potential
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Martin
@TheMartian3000
Since I Have Everyones Attention I Am A Up Coming Houston Hairstylist Feel Free To Rome Thru My Media . Thanks
Retweet of status by @TreeoTheFlare
09 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Since I Have Everyones Attention π€ I Am A Up Coming Houston Hairstylist Feel Free To Rome Thru My Media . Thanks π
Martin
@TheMartian3000
You guys wake up just to lie to us on this here app twitter.com/__Khanyisa/staβ¦
Retweet of status by @Tokyo_Trev
29 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You guys wake up just to lie to us on this here app π https://t.co/MKUdiwNrI0
Martin
@TheMartian3000
When you reflecting on how you invented hoeing with a degree pic.twitter.com/QrNjoYVav9
27 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you reflecting on how you invented hoeing with a degree π https://t.co/QrNjoYVav9
27 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you tell a Zulu guy what your ideal man is and he realizes he doesn't fit the description and replies
"Kodwa ngingamshaya mina"
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Martin
@TheMartian3000
le tweet is birth control twitter.com/moosemanzini/sβ¦
Retweet of status by @Luyanda_Maf
29 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ππ le tweet is birth control https://t.co/5hFohb0Fkm
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Martin
@TheMartian3000
My only regret in this life was telling my girl that the reason i nut quick is because shes delicious. This gave her confidence to cheat
25 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My only regret in this life was telling my girl that the reason i nut quick is because shes delicious. π This gave her confidence to cheat
Martin
@TheMartian3000
I stopped using a CONDOM after NIVEA started offering 48 Hours protection
Why protect myself Twice?
Why protect myself Twice?
Retweet of status by @ofentseprokid
20 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I stopped using a CONDOM after NIVEA started offering 48 Hours protection
Why protect myself Twice?ππ
Martin
@TheMartian3000
Guys. GUYS! pic.twitter.com/33zK8y7AKB
Retweet of status by @pontsho_pilane
26 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Guys. GUYS! πππππππ https://t.co/33zK8y7AKB
Martin
@TheMartian3000
Police are quick to arrest people who buy Lamborghinis but when it comes to rapists one must have many long chats to be sure ...
Retweet of status by @Lisa_Yulo
24 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Police are quick to arrest people who buy Lamborghinis but when it comes to rapists one must have many long chats to be sure ... π
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ