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TheMartian3000
Martin @TheMartian3000
congrats! it's 10 may 2017 and you've still managed to successfully miss the whole point. twitter.com/_avivaerasmus/…
Retweet of status by @foyinog
10 May 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote congrats! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ it's 10 may 2017 and you've still managed to successfully miss the whole point. https://t.co/OI4bk2Qu7r

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TheMartian3000
Martin @TheMartian3000
Women aren't patient with good men but miraculously obtain patience when dealing with a fuckboy οΏΌοΏΌ
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Don't tell me about seeing potential
Retweet of status by @danielmarven
10 May 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Women aren't patient with good men but miraculously obtain patience when dealing with a fuckboy οΏΌπŸ˜‚οΏΌπŸ‘ _ Don't tell me about seeing potential
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TheMartian3000
Martin @TheMartian3000
Since I Have Everyones Attention I Am A Up Coming Houston Hairstylist Feel Free To Rome Thru My Media . Thanks
Retweet of status by @TreeoTheFlare
09 May 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Since I Have Everyones Attention πŸ€” I Am A Up Coming Houston Hairstylist Feel Free To Rome Thru My Media . Thanks 😘
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TheMartian3000
Martin @TheMartian3000
You guys wake up just to lie to us on this here app twitter.com/__Khanyisa/sta…
Retweet of status by @Tokyo_Trev
29 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote You guys wake up just to lie to us on this here app πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/MKUdiwNrI0
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TheMartian3000
Martin @TheMartian3000
When you reflecting on how you invented hoeing with a degree
Retweet of status by @BiKeR626
27 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you reflecting on how you invented hoeing with a degree πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/QrNjoYVav9
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TheMartian3000
Martin @TheMartian3000
When you tell a Zulu guy what your ideal man is and he realizes he doesn't fit the description and replies

"Kodwa ngingamshaya mina"

Retweet of status by @SenzyM
27 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you tell a Zulu guy what your ideal man is and he realizes he doesn't fit the description and replies "Kodwa ngingamshaya mina" 😍😍😍
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TheMartian3000
Martin @TheMartian3000
le tweet is birth control twitter.com/moosemanzini/s…
Retweet of status by @Luyanda_Maf
29 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote πŸ˜“πŸ˜“ le tweet is birth control https://t.co/5hFohb0Fkm
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TheMartian3000
Martin @TheMartian3000
My only regret in this life was telling my girl that the reason i nut quick is because shes delicious. This gave her confidence to cheat
25 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote My only regret in this life was telling my girl that the reason i nut quick is because shes delicious. 😭 This gave her confidence to cheat
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TheMartian3000
Martin @TheMartian3000
I stopped using a CONDOM after NIVEA started offering 48 Hours protection

Why protect myself Twice?
Retweet of status by @ofentseprokid
20 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I stopped using a CONDOM after NIVEA started offering 48 Hours protection Why protect myself Twice?πŸ˜•πŸ˜’
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TheMartian3000
Martin @TheMartian3000
26 Mar 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Guys. GUYS! πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/33zK8y7AKB
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TheMartian3000
Martin @TheMartian3000
Police are quick to arrest people who buy Lamborghinis but when it comes to rapists one must have many long chats to be sure ...
Retweet of status by @Lisa_Yulo
24 Mar 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Police are quick to arrest people who buy Lamborghinis but when it comes to rapists one must have many long chats to be sure ... πŸ™„

...but wait! There's more!

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™Š
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