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Megan McClain
@TheMeganMcClain
Tipsy me is my spirit animal.
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Megan McClain
@TheMeganMcClain
Nice try
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Megan McClain
@TheMeganMcClain
I GOT MARRIED! Guys, I'm so happy pic.twitter.com/cXeSeLKGQ4
Megan McClain
@TheMeganMcClain
I workout 5 days a week, but I still can't twist the base off my frikkin blender to put it in the dishwasher.
Megan McClain
@TheMeganMcClain
Day 3 of my diet and I'm already having dreams about buffets and build-your-own milkshake bars.
Megan McClain
@TheMeganMcClain
If you were asked to give a TED Talk, what would it be about?
Megan McClain
@TheMeganMcClain
Living off cough drops and West Wing episodes. There are worse ways to go
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Megan McClain
@TheMeganMcClain
Does the 5-second rule apply to, like, entire pizzas?
Megan McClain
@TheMeganMcClain
@john9williams Amen!
Megan McClain
@TheMeganMcClain
@VanHornSMC I'm actually a chocoholic--cookies are basically the only place I don't prefer some chocolate chips!
Megan McClain
@TheMeganMcClain
I really feel like returning a grocery cart to the cart corral of a parking lot ups my karmic standing by, like, ten points. At least.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
