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Extremely Average Matt
@TheRealMattL1
Kinda fun occasionally
Being married to
Someone who
Ignores you most of the time
Being married to
Someone who
Ignores you most of the time
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Extremely Average Matt
@TheRealMattL1
I like being aloneno pic.twitter.com/qS9VlnTUHc
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Extremely Average Matt
@TheRealMattL1
I could really go for little Caesarβs deep dish pizza right now, and some crazy bread.
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Extremely Average Matt
@TheRealMattL1
I really don't care what stupid unwritten rule you think applies to how I live my life.
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Average Matt
@TheRealMattL1
@betty0674 What are you talking about? We'll go from there.
Average Matt
@TheRealMattL1
I love winter. .
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I live in Florida
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I live in Florida
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Average Matt
@TheRealMattL1
My best by date has expired
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Extremely Savage Matt
@TheRealMattL1
Hey Twitter οΈοΈοΈ
My grandmother once told me...
"It's none of your business what people are saying about you. Iβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
My grandmother once told me...
"It's none of your business what people are saying about you. Iβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Extremely Savage Matt
@TheRealMattL1
Trying to have a deep conversation with my cat and she goes for the ass lick... no respect
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Extremely Savage Matt
@TheRealMattL1
Ass up, face down...
Is how I land in bed from tripping over this pile of laundry. Thanks Twitter.
Gnite yβall
Is how I land in bed from tripping over this pile of laundry. Thanks Twitter.
Gnite yβall
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Extremely Savage Matt
@TheRealMattL1
@thequeensheart Well, weβre not all so lucky
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
