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Qryzti π§ββοΈ
@TheRealQryzti
Do some people really get mad when they're carded buying alcohol? I'm always like "aww... that's so nice of you."
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Qryzti π§ββοΈ
@TheRealQryzti
Bill Cosby drugged and raped women and now he's out of prison on a technicality. #America Happy upcoming Independence Day everyone
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Qryzti π§ββοΈ
@TheRealQryzti
@danthepsycho2 I feel like I benefitted from it, but we still got divorced it just helped me feel better about that decision.
Qryzti π§ββοΈ
@TheRealQryzti
"What is your proof that there's no evidence of voter fraud?"
Qryzti π§ββοΈ
@TheRealQryzti
Aren't you supposed to call your doctor if your election lasts this long?
Qryzti π§ββοΈ
@TheRealQryzti
Is it still premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married?
Qryzti β
@TheRealQryzti
just this... pic.twitter.com/yOknsr9EKN
Retweet of status by @MonicaLewinsky
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@TheRealQryzti
How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They all use gaslighting.
None. They all use gaslighting.
Qryzti β
@TheRealQryzti
I want to watch Star Trek Picard, but I don't want to have to buy a subscription to CBS all access #FirstWorldProblems
Qryzti π
@TheRealQryzti
Chocolate is better than pumpkin spice. Donβt fucking @ me
Retweet of status by @bamafangrl
Qryzti π
@TheRealQryzti
There's a lot of loopholes for sinning as long as you're devout enough...
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
