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@TheSortedChaos
One day, Iโll go to jail due to iOS autocorrects.
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@TheSortedChaos
If you visit Shree Mahalaxmi temple you will find more handsome & happening vendors selling juice than sales executives at Infinity Malad
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@TheSortedChaos
So funny pic.twitter.com/X2yttYIaX5
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indian
@TheSortedChaos
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Severe delays in public transport
Government we love you
Violets are blue
Severe delays in public transport
Government we love you
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indian
@TheSortedChaos
Kohli day, jolly day. @imVkohli made no 35 look ridiculously easy. #INDvsSA
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indian
@TheSortedChaos
Me: Which year?
Her: Second, tum konse year ke ho!?
Me: First..
Her: Ohh, Junior!
Me: Dropper hun
Her: Second, tum konse year ke ho!?
Me: First..
Her: Ohh, Junior!
Me: Dropper hun
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- umpire asking a girl out.
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@TheSortedChaos
Happy Republic Day! May the constitution be our singular holy book and we continue to improve & progress together. Jay Hind !
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@TheSortedChaos
- umpire asking a girl out.
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indian
@TheSortedChaos
Sometimes I look at some tweets and feel, bande itni mehnat kaam pe lagatey toh itney Indian startups fail nahi hotey
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@TheSortedChaos
Just had my mom feed me dinner by her own hands!!!!
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
