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IG:Theidealblackman
@Theidealman_
I want to look at her like a lawyer looks at a defendant with an umbrella policy
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IG:Theidealblackman
@Theidealman_
If a girl puts an emoji over my head in a picture, I'm going to ask for the money I spent that night back
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IG:Theidealblackman
@Theidealman_
We need a coon emoji for:
Floyd mayweather
Ray lewis
Jerry rice
Don king
I was thinking or
Floyd mayweather
Ray lewis
Jerry rice
Don king
I was thinking or
IG:Theidealblackman
@Theidealman_
I just want a woman with her name on a degree rather than a flyer
IG:Theidealblackman
@Theidealman_
Who ever said "a perfect woman doesn't exist" never met a black woman
IG:Theidealblackman
@Theidealman_
I love fall/winter, because you can now tell if she's really pretty or just naked. She's going to have to put clothes on.
IG:Theidealblackman
@Theidealman_
Has any body notice that the "its lit" girls are not the most educated girls.... They lit until you ask them to read a paragraph
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IG:theidealgentleman
@Theidealman_
Fellas if she can't take you at your 2 for $20 Applebee days then she doesn't deserve you at your nobu nights
IG:theidealgentleman
@Theidealman_
When all your friends are getting married, and you spent the last five years chilling in Follies so all you know are retired strippers
IG:theidealgentleman
@Theidealman_
Do you become a better man to get a better woman, or does a better woman come and make u a want to a better man?
IG:theidealgentleman
@Theidealman_
It'll break my heart to find out my girl was in a music video..... Ol video vixen face
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
