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@Theteflonjon_43
It's crazy because Tory Lanez has six different voices, and Drake has like five, but Fetty wap only has one
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@Theteflonjon_43
my 8 year old cousin told my mom she never wants to have kids or get married cause she just wants to lay on the couch all day
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@Theteflonjon_43
Applebee's been trying to kill us since October pic.twitter.com/v0hGhTMY2v
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@Theteflonjon_43
Hotels should let you check out like at 2PM. For some reason 11AM is not enough time to get my life together after a night out drinking
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@Theteflonjon_43
Facebook is mad funny, making all these Friendversaries for all these people on Facebook you have never spoken to β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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@Theteflonjon_43
Imagine you bought a sex doll and you fall asleep and BOOM!!! you hear "Ade due damballa" pic.twitter.com/HOnFKJQqNf
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Never forget pic.twitter.com/KK3CmSZ8lr
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@Theteflonjon_43
All these pot holes on the highway got me feeling like I'm dodging bananas in Mario Kart
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I saw this couple stealing at Five Below...but that's not my business. The holidays can be stressful
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@Theteflonjon_43
Is it bad that I laughed dude was spazzing out on the floor twitter.com/theteflonjon_4β¦
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β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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