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Alpha Bitch
@ThexxAlpha
The anon world is sexually attracted to each other
Retweet of status by @_ThatVirginGirl
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Alpha Bitch
@ThexxAlpha
I wanna text my ex and be like "well damnnn 'forever' went by fast as fuck huh??"
Retweet of status by @RelatabIeGirl
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Alpha Bitch
@ThexxAlpha
When you take a nap instead of going to bed
Alpha Bitch
@ThexxAlpha
Got 40 count AA batteries at Costco. Me and my vibrator will be set for a looooong time
Alpha Bitch
@ThexxAlpha
People are all like "OMG Valentine's Day!"
Friday the 13th is the day before. Let's see if you make it to V Day before we make plans.
Friday the 13th is the day before. Let's see if you make it to V Day before we make plans.
Alpha Bitch
@ThexxAlpha
You don't quite know what you got yourself into
Alpha Bitch
@ThexxAlpha
It's you and me against the world, Babe
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Alpha Bitch
@ThexxAlpha
@WineGirlWasted get 'em girl
Alpha Bitch
@ThexxAlpha
@Thestripperlife @MILFwTattoos Woah.
I wrote that, then decided I could go the extra step and just find it for her. Soooo good one.
I wrote that, then decided I could go the extra step and just find it for her. Soooo good one.
Alpha
@ThexxAlpha
Goodnight buttheads
Alpha
@ThexxAlpha
I'm doing an emoji face in real life:
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
