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Do you ever wonder if your neighbors are in the witness protection program
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26 Jul 21
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...and all I got was a shirt...and a can cozy...and a campaign button...and a sticker.
Too soon, maybe.
Nah.
Too soon, maybe.
Nah.
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09 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ...and all I got was a shirt...and a can cozy...and a campaign button...and a sticker.
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Too soon, maybe.
Nah.
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That's because the Oscars are for actors... twitter.com/ksorbs/status/β¦
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26 Apr 21
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@RobAnderson2018 Having to show your completed vaccination card should be a new voter ID law.
15 Mar 21
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@DannyDeraney hereβs a handy guide to identify birds pic.twitter.com/NHNVK2WEC1
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14 Feb 21
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HAVE A GOOD NIGHT TWEEPS pic.twitter.com/xpQgvENOjg
Retweet of status by @ifudontlike2bad
08 Feb 21
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17 Jan 21
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βThis might be the last time youβre on air, probably the last time weβll invite you on...β
I have no idea whβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
I have no idea whβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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18 Oct 20
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I have no idea wh⦠https://t.co/KX5SBS8BXz
Thatβs how happy you get when you win the Serie Critics Award in Norway for best comedy. Which we did friday pic.twitter.com/bMrFMR2kze
Retweet of status by @NorsemenO
27 Sep 20
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The GREATEST RACE IN HISTORY?
July 2019: Several Tyrannosauruses battle it out to see which T-Rex is the fasteβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
July 2019: Several Tyrannosauruses battle it out to see which T-Rex is the fasteβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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14 Sep 20
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July 2019: Several Tyrannosauruses π¦π¦ battle it out to see which T-Rex is the fasteβ¦ https://t.co/xoYbIoEnNW
Listen to @rheaseehorn and wear a mask!
#WearAMaskSaveALife pic.twitter.com/o7kfX8kgm6
#WearAMaskSaveALife pic.twitter.com/o7kfX8kgm6
Retweet of status by @homewardove
11 Sep 20
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#WearAMaskSaveALife https://t.co/o7kfX8kgm6
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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