You didn't use a condom twitter.com/Mothupiii/stat…

Apparently I'm the oldest tennis player with a " target="_blank"># ranking. Somebody might have mentioned that to me already but I… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

Matic was meant to Release Pogba.

Sanchez was meant to release Lukaku..

Meanwhile they are all here releasing Tottenham.

Evil Spirit FC

there were Pogba > KDB shouts because he outplayed Fletcher against Stoke at home

@Sanogology Can just picture you retweeting this when we lose to a 90’ Sam clucas winner

@JoleonLescott deleted tweet pic.twitter.com/SFUiJFDcoT

#PL seasons played in: 7
#PL Golden Glove awards: 0

@D_DeGea is a man on a mission preml.ge/vFRz6i pic.twitter.com/IBetJm2blA

DEAL DONE: Barcelona have signed Yerry Mina from Palmeiras for €11.8m on a 5-and-a-half year contract. (Source:… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

"We would have beat Man City if Paul Pogba played."

Paul Pogba returns:

Bristol City 2-1 Man Utd
Leicester 2-2… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

@SR1_mcfc Bet you're great fun at the Christmas party

Glazed chocolate uncut pic.twitter.com/AIsjYh4uca

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*