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Le shanda pha
@Toolz_Motsi
Ladies say I must teach them how to Shoot
A thread of all my pick up lines pic.twitter.com/wwKST8rsUR
A thread of all my pick up lines pic.twitter.com/wwKST8rsUR
Retweet of status by @Neliswa_Nelli
24 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ladies say I must teach them how to Shootπ
A thread of all my pick up lines π https://t.co/wwKST8rsUR
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Le shanda pha
@Toolz_Motsi
This man said I look so beautiful today heβs writing a letter to my uncles.
Him: βMy opening line β Wena weNdlovu, hawe maβ¦β
Him: βMy opening line β Wena weNdlovu, hawe maβ¦β
Retweet of status by @theblackwendy
11 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This man said I look so beautiful today heβs writing a letter to my uncles.
Him: βMy opening line β Wena weNdlovu, hawe maβ¦β πππ
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Le shanda pha
@Toolz_Motsi
When they ask about Zambia tell them it's a country where the youth voted out a dictator!
Retweet of status by @TaboMaonde_
16 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ππΎWhen they ask about Zambia tell them it's a country where the youth voted out a dictator!π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄π΄
Le shanda pha
@Toolz_Motsi
Wait until you see why God had you wait
Retweet of status by @RealTalkKim
19 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wait until you see why God had you wait
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Le shanda pha
@Toolz_Motsi
My brotherβs patisserie, The Patisserie Bryanston, is now live on Uber Eats
Iβm not saying splurge on cake anβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Iβm not saying splurge on cake anβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
08 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My brotherβs patisserie, The Patisserie Bryanston, is now live on Uber Eats β¨βοΈπ
Iβm not saying splurge on cake anβ¦ https://t.co/9JldQnizVF
Le shanda pha
@Toolz_Motsi
Funniest sh*t I watched in a very long time. pic.twitter.com/QVG8aikzxM
Retweet of status by @Makhubele_Lib
20 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Funniest sh*t I watched in a very long time. πππππ https://t.co/QVG8aikzxM
Le shanda pha
@Toolz_Motsi
Itβs tricky meeting someone that ticks all the boxes but youβre just not physically attracted to them. Ah
Retweet of status by @CandieModiselle
17 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Itβs tricky meeting someone that ticks all the boxes but youβre just not physically attracted to them. Ah π©
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Le shanda pha
@Toolz_Motsi
The Kind of breakfast you should expect at the New @NdashFoodPOPUP Cafe. We Taking it back to where it started anβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
27 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The Kind of breakfast π³ you should expect at the New @NdashFoodPOPUP Cafe. We Taking it back to where it started anβ¦ https://t.co/uRNmpOzPjb
Motswana pha
@Toolz_Motsi
One of my relatives who used me as a mode of transport to come to earth is not talking to me
Retweet of status by @SeamogeloG
10 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote One of my relatives who used me as a mode of transport to come to earth is not talking to me π
Motswana pha
@Toolz_Motsi
as long as salary payslips are confidential, income inequality will always exist, don't ever get it confused
privβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
privβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @Linda_Khuz
22 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote as long as salary payslips are confidential, income inequality will always exist, don't ever get it confusedπ€
priv⦠https://t.co/Euv1zXNoDY
Boo-boo Kitty
@Toolz_Motsi
Iβm this old pic.twitter.com/vz1jhFXFE4
Retweet of status by @SollyHlaka
24 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Iβm this old πππ https://t.co/vz1jhFXFE4
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ