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Tori Maranda
@Torixmaranda
I miss having that ONE best friend where it's completely mutual and you do literally everything together...buuuut then we all grew up
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Tori Maranda
@Torixmaranda
Girls be twerkin & grinding at parties...but be scared to present they projects at school
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Tori Maranda
@Torixmaranda
If your mom never forced you to wear a flag shirt from Old Navy on the 4th of July, are you really American?
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Tori Maranda
@Torixmaranda
Start work tomorrow
Tori Maranda
@Torixmaranda
Tomorrow is the day
Tori Maranda
@Torixmaranda
14hr work day is complete. Now please let me sleep for a day or 2
Tori Maranda
@Torixmaranda
@schmalexnoel thanks Alex you're the best
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Tori Maranda
@Torixmaranda
I'm sleeping with two guys tonight. My boyfriend....&& his dog & they're both twitching.
Tori Maranda
@Torixmaranda
@xoShaaan a homeless man asked for food, not money. He only asked for some chow mein, I bought him that chicken water & a fortune cookie
Tori Maranda
@Torixmaranda
Time for a nap so I can wake up and be ready to party
Tori Maranda
@Torixmaranda
"Just remember, you're my wife whether you have the ring on your finger or not, I'm marrying you."
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
