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ṡʟѧṃ☯
@TouchySamanfa
i just really want some chicken strips from vho #whydonttheydeliver?
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ṡʟѧṃ☯
@TouchySamanfa
when the meat, cheese, & everything in your sandwich starts sliding around because the mayo & mustard<<<
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ṡʟѧṃ☯
@TouchySamanfa
my body feels so tired & drained
ṡʟѧṃ☯
@TouchySamanfa
*taking Oliver to my parents house this morning*
Alex comes running out of the house yelling don't take my son
Alex comes running out of the house yelling don't take my son
ṡʟѧṃ☯
@TouchySamanfa
my man is the best
ṡʟѧṃ☯
@TouchySamanfa
Fettuccine 4 Ways pic.twitter.com/d8mYBfbboJ
Retweet of status by @DlYRecipes
ṡʟѧṃ☯
@TouchySamanfa
i want cheese fries, or just fries with something on them
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ṡʟѧṃ☯
@TouchySamanfa
Alex made me feel so good when i tried on my dress for my baby shower even though i feel like a potato that's love
ṡʟѧṃ☯
@TouchySamanfa
"The story behind the bead that was stuck in my ear for 16 years" this is way too funny than it actually is pic.twitter.com/3zkbvsceyF
Retweet of status by @BaeFeeling
ṡʟѧṃ☯
@TouchySamanfa
Wow her transformations is amazing pic.twitter.com/RpIvFe4LZ9
Retweet of status by @comedyandtruth
ṡʟѧṃ☯
@TouchySamanfa
Me and Samantha just played a 3 hour match on zombies
Retweet of status by @alexboi100
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
