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Trooper Tod
@TrooperTodKHP
Oh hello snow, I asked you here to tell you that I’m breaking up with you!
No no, it’s not you, it’s me. I’m jus… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
No no, it’s not you, it’s me. I’m jus… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
03 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Oh hello snow, I asked you here to tell you that I’m breaking up with you! 😔
No no, it’s not you, it’s me. I’m jus… https://t.co/4Wd9QLRD1i
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Trooper Tod
@TrooperTodKHP
Couldn’t have chosen a better person for the National Anthem at the @Chiefs game.
Great job @metheridge pic.twitter.com/g9oloTosZA
Great job @metheridge pic.twitter.com/g9oloTosZA
20 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Couldn’t have chosen a better person for the National Anthem at the @Chiefs game.
Great job @metheridge 🙌🏼 https://t.co/g9oloTosZA
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Trooper Tod
@TrooperTodKHP
Me: Boys, lets go we’re shoveling snow!
My boys: Wait what now? We’re playing video games.
pic.twitter.com/40R1HeW2rf
My boys: Wait what now? We’re playing video games.
pic.twitter.com/40R1HeW2rf
11 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: Boys, lets go we’re shoveling snow!
My boys: Wait what now? We’re playing video games.
😁 https://t.co/40R1HeW2rf
Trooper Tod
@TrooperTodKHP
It’s the Troop D #ChristmasParty night and I need to thank Trooper Lee’s better half for my sweet present!
Actua… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Actua… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
06 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It’s the Troop D #ChristmasParty night and I need to thank Trooper Lee’s better half for my sweet present! 🤗
Actua… https://t.co/HDYffnD911
Trooper Tod
@TrooperTodKHP
They’re everywhere! pic.twitter.com/399q9Pk3Gj
14 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote They’re everywhere! 😱 https://t.co/399q9Pk3Gj
Trooper Tod
@TrooperTodKHP
This is my dinner date tonight! Not as good of a conversationalist as @SenatorDole but way fluffier! pic.twitter.com/wm50afbrYx
30 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This is my dinner date tonight! Not as good of a conversationalist as @SenatorDole but way fluffier! 😁 https://t.co/wm50afbrYx
Trooper Tod
@TrooperTodKHP
Here’s another shot. I decided to leave before I got dirty! pic.twitter.com/FRBLoRKYHl
20 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Here’s another shot. I decided to leave before I got dirty! 😬 https://t.co/FRBLoRKYHl
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Trooper Tod
@TrooperTodKHP
Let’s see...
Sign
Big White Line
#FAIL
Not that big of a deal here but when I see people blocking an entir… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Sign
Big White Line
#FAIL
Not that big of a deal here but when I see people blocking an entir… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
16 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Let’s see...
Sign ✅
Big White Line ✅
#FAIL
Not that big of a deal here but when I see people blocking an entir… https://t.co/XdfFP25Sif
Trooper Tod
@TrooperTodKHP
They see me rollin, they hatin!
We’re rollin out tonight looking for #DrunkDrivers so don’t be hatin. pic.twitter.com/Y34g0iQOU4
We’re rollin out tonight looking for #DrunkDrivers so don’t be hatin. pic.twitter.com/Y34g0iQOU4
21 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote They see me rollin, they hatin!
We’re rollin out tonight looking for #DrunkDrivers so don’t be hatin. 🤟🏼 https://t.co/Y34g0iQOU4
Trooper Tod
@TrooperTodKHP
@TrooperTodKHP I’ll follow all of the rules as long as I get to wear the cool hat! <— closest emoji I could find to your hats
Retweet of status by @KWCHDevon
24 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @TrooperTodKHP I’ll follow all of the rules as long as I get to wear the cool hat! 👩🏼🌾<— closest emoji I could find to your hats
Trooper Tod
@TrooperTodKHP
Don’t bring your wife with you to a conference, you’ll end up in a karaoke bar after work hours.
Hey we took… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Hey we took… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
29 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don’t bring your wife with you to a conference, you’ll end up in a karaoke bar after work hours. 😳😂
Hey we took… https://t.co/mwDmNlAsFy
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊