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@TroyIzKewl
S/O to me for chauffeuring my drunk parents and their friends to the Kennedy Center.
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Now Best Song Ever
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troy
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Chad didn't want to listen to Like a Prayer.
Troy
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PickOWaxIn
Tate Langdon
@TroyIzKewl
HOUSTON ROCK IT
Troy
@TroyIzKewl
I want to light the emoji on fire because it sucks.
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RT @runways_myname_: Iggy Azalea is just
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@Lanarues key words there are "at the tanning salon." Let's think about that for a second.
Troy
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"It cleared up after you went to sleep. You could've gone." - my mother.
Troy
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RT @bri_colee: in other news, Dave Franco is perf.
Troy
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Baby's first Hookah bar.
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
