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๐Trudi๐
@TrueDee
This drink is terrible. Continues drinking.
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๐Trudi๐
@TrueDee
Happy Valentine's Day, fuckers
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๐Trudi๐
@TrueDee
Yeah Iโve been working out.
With kettle bells? Oh. I thought you said Kegel balls.
With kettle bells? Oh. I thought you said Kegel balls.
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๐Trudi๐
@TrueDee
โJack heโs gonna be a football star.โ
No.
No he isnโt.
Jack isnโt going to college.
No.
No he isnโt.
Jack isnโt going to college.
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๐Trudi๐
@TrueDee
Good morning, weirdos. Happy Hump Day. Or as I like to call it โno hump, hump dayโ.
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๐Trudi๐
@TrueDee
I learned a new word on twitter today. Ass-urday
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๐Trudi๐
@TrueDee
@ralph_maple @blonde_sandiego She definitely is luckily she has good friends who mail her new ones
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๐Trudi๐
@TrueDee
I'm:
gay
straight
an alligator, I'm a mama-papa comin' for you. I'm a space invader, I'll be a rock n rollin' bitch for you.
gay
straight
an alligator, I'm a mama-papa comin' for you. I'm a space invader, I'll be a rock n rollin' bitch for you.
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๐ธTrudi๐ธ
@TrueDee
Who says romance is dead? Just the other day, a homeless man flung his splooge on my face FOR FREE
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๐Trudi๐
@TrueDee
I liked magic wands as a kid.
I LOVE them as an adult
I LOVE them as an adult
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๐ฅTrueDee๐ฅ
@TrueDee
The reason you are in pain is because you canโt move on and hold on at the same time.
You will have to choose one or the other...
You will have to choose one or the other...
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
