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Ace Ventura
@TruthInY0urLies
Why can't all transactions be quicker and come out your balance instantly I'm sick of thinking I have more money than I actually do
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Ace Ventura
@TruthInY0urLies
Lovely morning wake up call having to scrub out a tin of beige dulux paint from a dark grey carpet
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Ace Ventura
@TruthInY0urLies
I am absolutely gutted about The Maccabees, I have so many happy memories shared around their music, such a sad day
Ace Ventura
@TruthInY0urLies
All I want is a box of 12 Krispy Kreme doughnuts and a slush puppy to cleanse my pallet
Ace Ventura
@TruthInY0urLies
Ones even having a go at another for child abuse due to taking them to get their immunisation injection ffs
Ace Ventura
@TruthInY0urLies
Plus size models look incredible lush, proper flat stomachs and lush thighs/ass. I must be an elephant in comparison
Ace Ventura
@TruthInY0urLies
I've probably had an overall of 13 hours of sleep and I am still shattered
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Ace Ventura
@TruthInY0urLies
@ssuccubitch that dress is real pretty
Ace Ventura
@TruthInY0urLies
We're kicking off the month right...RT for a chance to win a Crosley X UO turntable + vinyl pack! #UOLive pic.twitter.com/jVGlCx17Xc
Retweet of status by @UrbanOutfitters
Ace Ventura
@TruthInY0urLies
@swanssqueen you always look pretty my little blossom
Ace Ventura
@TruthInY0urLies
Really not prepared for a 12 hour shift today, I feel so
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
