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The Holy Spirit
@TweetOfSpirit_
I added “parody” to my Twitter handle which feels like I’m moving in the opposite direction of getting verified
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The Holy Spirit
@TweetOfSpirit_
we broke 500 followers - at this rate I’ll hit my previous mark of 43k in *pulls out calculator* 479.2 years
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The Holy Spirit
@TweetOfSpirit_
Elon’s a republican “now”? pic.twitter.com/QNj4gewl7w
The Holy Spirit
@TweetOfSpirit_
there is no such thing as sinning, the only thing that matters is that you're not a piece of shit
The Holy Spirit
@TweetOfSpirit_
you'll never guess what it is..
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The Holy Spirit
@TweetOfSpirit_
@s8n Me:this guy was created in Your image..?
God:
Me: smfh
God:
Me: smfh
The Holy Spirit
@TweetOfSpirit_
God just walked in on you masturbating..your 6th emoji is your reaction
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The Holy Spirit
@TweetOfSpirit_
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The Holy Spirit
@TweetOfSpirit_
@FirstOfAllByeee I don't control what I see
The Holy Spirit
@TweetOfSpirit_
God: I won't take the antivaxxers
Satan: neither will I..
God: send 'em to Jesus' house?
Satan: yep
Satan: neither will I..
God: send 'em to Jesus' house?
Satan: yep
The Holy Spirit
@TweetOfSpirit_
Satan:
take ice
＼(´･_･＼)
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く く
And freeze over Hell
( ´･_･`)
(＼ )＼
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take ice
＼(´･_･＼)
( )
く く
And freeze over Hell
( ´･_･`)
(＼ )＼
＞ ＞
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
