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Apple Paltrow
@TyBessinger
Find you a man who will pick all the seeds out of your teeth after you eat an everything bagel with cream cheese
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Apple Paltrow
@TyBessinger
Just over here wishin' the summer wouldn't end..... : @ramonrecords on Instagram pic.twitter.com/DqCdr7tXg0
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Apple Paltrow
@TyBessinger
@sjchambo Cause you smell like shit
Apple Paltrow
@TyBessinger
Professor: how are you?
Me: immm in the club high on purp with my shades on
Prof: what? Ur in class?
Me:tatted up mini skirt with my js on
Me: immm in the club high on purp with my shades on
Prof: what? Ur in class?
Me:tatted up mini skirt with my js on
Apple Paltrow
@TyBessinger
how come you can name your son Dick but can't name your daughter Pussy? sexism is real folks
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Apple Paltrow
@TyBessinger
I just got my first thanksgiving present My parents surprised me with front seat Gavin DeGraw tickets... losing my crap right now!!!
Apple Paltrow
@TyBessinger
Stay positive people: in a world with Lord Farquaad as president there always comes a Shrek
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ladiesman217
@TyBessinger
College has given me a whole new appreciation for boob marley
ladiesman217
@TyBessinger
damn my man Bessinger must have that CAKE pic.twitter.com/GbTJ8CrxRM
ladiesman217
@TyBessinger
Kinda want to lose weight... Kinda want to eat a whole pizza I think I'll go with the pizza
ladiesman217
@TyBessinger
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
