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Tyler Roney
@TylerJRoney
“Aurora may be seen as low as Alabama and Northern California” was not something I expected to read tonight. pic.twitter.com/V7j7vJ7Jrv
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Tyler Roney
@TylerJRoney
The signs on the interstate said “If you’re heading to your in-laws, slow down. Get there late.”
Nice job, South Dakota DOT.
Nice job, South Dakota DOT.
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Tyler Roney
@TylerJRoney
Team Pineapple Belongs on Pizza for life. pic.twitter.com/n8Znl5U5CP
Tyler Roney
@TylerJRoney
These cookies are delicious and slander of them will not be tolerated. pic.twitter.com/Sq1e6tyLVW
Tyler Roney
@TylerJRoney
I am a:
man
woman
midwesterner
Seeking:
men
women
actual spring pic.twitter.com/6dW6cyZik8
man
woman
midwesterner
Seeking:
men
women
actual spring pic.twitter.com/6dW6cyZik8
Tyler Roney
@TylerJRoney
Good News: In 3 weeks, the sun will start to set at 6:00!
Tyler Roney
@TylerJRoney
Good News: In one month from today, the sun will start to set at 6:00!
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Tyler Roney
@TylerJRoney
Nerd Alert
Today’s date is not only a palindrome (the same front to back) but it’s also an ambigram which me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Today’s date is not only a palindrome (the same front to back) but it’s also an ambigram which me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Tyler Roney
@TylerJRoney
Me: *swipes card*
Gas Pump: See Attendant
Me: *leaves gas station*
Gas Pump: See Attendant
Me: *leaves gas station*
Tyler Roney
@TylerJRoney
Who else saves the extra napkins from restaurants in their glove compartment?
Tyler Roney
@TylerJRoney
Meanwhile in California, the fire conditions are so intense that they are spawning fire tornadoes. (This is from t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
