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UGForrestGump
@UGForrestGump
The thing that gets me about The Carters is the extent to which they've monetised the symbolism, language and iconβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @divanificent
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UGForrestGump π¨π©
@UGForrestGump
One woman said to me recently
βYou look like you donβt take off your boxers during sex cos you Are so shy β β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
βYou look like you donβt take off your boxers during sex cos you Are so shy β β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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UGForrestGump π¨π©
@UGForrestGump
YOU TOOK HER OUT ON 3 DATES WHILE SOME NIGGA SMOKED A BLUNT WITH HER AND HIT THE SAME NIGHT.
Retweet of status by @LuUMpusheSA
Shaddy Boo Fan Account
@UGForrestGUMP
Lionel Messi - 600 goals for club and country
504 from inside the area
96 from outside the area
496 with his leβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
504 from inside the area
96 from outside the area
496 with his leβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Loc Dog
@UGForrestGUMP
If she drink Nile, she a pick pocket
Retweet of status by @Mr_Chugges
Rich Uncle
@UGForrestGUMP
I'll never forget how they whipped banyankole during the buganda riots because they asked them to say omufaliso and well....
Retweet of status by @Only1_TNT
Loc Dog
@UGForrestGUMP
Incredible scenes at Qatar U19s:
Keeper saves match-winning pen
Ref orders retake
Keeper protests and is senβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Keeper saves match-winning pen
Ref orders retake
Keeper protests and is senβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Retweet of status by @Footy_Jokes
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Loc Dog
@UGForrestGUMP
At this rate, people that used to be on the fees defaulters lists buli daily are about to be exposed. I myt as well just expose myself
Retweet of status by @dian_kwase
Loc Dog
@UGForrestGUMP
He took her to a restaurant for a date and asked her "what soda are you taking with the plain fries?"
*This guy knew his budget.
*This guy knew his budget.
Retweet of status by @bartlettdaron
Loc Dog
@UGForrestGUMP
DEBATE: Should @rubey_lcheek be in @Englandβs 2018 World Cup squad?
RT - Yes
Like - No pic.twitter.com/mhU5qQrMhH
RT - Yes
Like - No pic.twitter.com/mhU5qQrMhH
Loc Dog
@UGForrestGUMP
Who turned down Seru's househusbanding application??
With that impeccable kitchening CV??
With that impeccable kitchening CV??
Retweet of status by @Only1_TNT
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
