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Uncle Bob 🍩
@UncleBob56
I’m from Ohio where you gotta look both ways down a one way
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Uncle Bob
@UncleBob56
If you’re looking to get under someone’s skin today, the quickest way is with a scalpel.
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
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Uncle Bob
@UncleBob56
Just took my temperature with a meat thermometer. I'm "RARE". Like I didn't know.
Uncle Bob
@UncleBob56
I asked dad to click our photo (mom and me). Here is the outcome.
🥹🥹🥹 pic.twitter.com/bFKRRkitI7
🥹🥹🥹 pic.twitter.com/bFKRRkitI7
Retweet of status by @that_happy_gal
Uncle Bob
@UncleBob56
@_HeyitsmeAllie I've always liked the natural grey.
Uncle Bob
@UncleBob56
“I have to go back to the dating pool, and I’m pretty sure that there’s pee in it.”
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Hobgoblin Bob
@UncleBob56
Please enjoy this time lapsed video of my snails pic.twitter.com/my3chaDXAo
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Hobgoblin Bob
@UncleBob56
Be unrelentingly happy in the face of everyone trying to keep you from it
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Uncle Bob
@UncleBob56
My internet provider contacted me today with a phone call. A. P.H.O.N.E. C.A.L.L.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
